"Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs
"Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs "Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs "Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs
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Ruban Noir is a brand not for the faint of heart, and indeed this brief has a certain toughness to it. Made from performance fabrics typically seen in swim and athletic wear, this edgy yet totally wearable piece is truly crafted by a modern woman for a woman of the future. We can imagine the fashions of the badass inhabitants of Mars looking something like this. Pair with the matching bra top for an out-of-this-world look. 

Fit information:

  • Small slit at each side
  • Low rise, boy short style fit
  • Garter is adjustable behind the thigh

Product details:

  • Product name translates to "Sorry I can't talk to you"
  • Jersey Polyamide and elastane assembled with a garter in gold polyeurethane


  • Hand wash. Drip dry on a hanger or flat. Do not tumble dry. Avoid twists and use of clothespins
  • You can iron on low with a towel between the iron and fabric if the gold pieces get creased




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Read Our Return Policy

Returns are accepted within 10 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed, undamaged, and otherwise sellable merchandise in its original condition with the original tags attached. Sale items may be exchanged for other merchandise or store credit. 


Final sale items that cannot be returned or exchanged:

  • Hosiery including socks, stockings, tights & leggings
  • Perfume
  • Candles
  • Body accessories including pasties, headwear, cuffs & collars
  • For hygiene reasons, all returns are subject to rejection upon inspection of the item(s).


How to make a return or exchange:

  • Email us for a return authorization. Please include your name and/or order number.
  • We will respond with instructions for returning, and temporarily, in the interest of public health, a return shipping label for you to print at home if you would prefer not to leave home during the COVID-19 quarantine measures.