"Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs
"Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs "Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs "Chut Désolée Je Peux Pas Te Parler" Garter Briefs
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Ruban Noir is a brand not for the faint of heart, and indeed this brief has a certain toughness to it. Made from performance fabrics typically seen in swim and athletic wear, this edgy yet totally wearable piece is truly crafted by a modern woman for a woman of the future. We can imagine the fashions of the badass inhabitants of Mars looking something like this. Pair with the matching bra top for an out-of-this-world look. 

Fit information:

  • Small slit at each side
  • Low rise, boy short style fit
  • Garter is adjustable behind the thigh

Product details:

  • Product name translates to "Sorry I can't talk to you"
  • Jersey Polyamide and elastane assembled with a garter in gold polyeurethane


  • Hand wash. Drip dry on a hanger or flat. Do not tumble dry. Avoid twists and use of clothespins
  • You can iron on low with a towel between the iron and fabric if the gold pieces get creased




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Read Our Return Policy

Returns are accepted within 7 days of purchase (in store) or receipt (online) on unworn, unwashed, undamaged, and otherwise sellable merchandise in its original packaging with the original tags attached. For hygiene reasons we cannot accept returns on underwear (bottoms), bodysuits, swimwear, or accessories ("Extras," with the exception of garter/suspender belts).

We urge you to contact our expert staff by phone or through the contact page on this site before making a purchase if you have any questions at all about fit, color, fabric, or anything else. We understand that it can be challenging to purchase lingerie online and would be happy to guide you to something that you love (and will fit perfectly, of course)!

Final sale items that cannot be returned or exchanged:

  • Sale or discounted items
  • Underwear (bottoms), bodysuits, and swimwear
  • Opened packages of hosiery
  • Perfume
  • Candles
  • Accessories (pasties, playsuits, garters, headwear, handcuffs, collars)

For hygiene reasons, all returns are subject to rejection upon inspection of the item(s).